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Celsius is heading for absolute zero

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Yesterday, the failed crypto lender Celsius filed a monthy cash flow forecast and a statement of its assets and liabilities held in the form of cryptocurrency and stablecoins. They showed that the lender is deeply underwater and will run out of money within two months.    Today, Celsius presented an update regarding its chapter 11 bankruptcy plans. Reading this, you'd think it was a different company. Liquidation isn't on the agenda. No, they are talking about "reorganization" and and seeking debtor-in-possession (DIP) financing:  DIP financing is a specialist form of finance for companies in chapter 11 bankruptcy to enable a company to continue operating. It usually takes the form of term loans. DIP loans are secured on the company's remaining assets and are typically senior over all other claims, so must be repaid before claims from existing creditors can be settled. Because DIP finance dilutes existing claims, the bankruptcy court must agree to it. In Celsius...

Why Coinbase's balance sheet has massively inflated

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Coinbase recently filed its interim financial report. It makes pretty grim reading. A quarterly net loss of over $1bn, net cash drain of £4.6bn in 6 months, fair value losses of over 600k... To be sure, Coinbase is not on its knees yet. It still has $12bn of its own and customers' cash (both are on its balance sheet), and a whopping asset base. In fact its assets have increased - a lot. As have its liabilities. Coinbase's balance sheet is five times bigger than it was in December 2021.  Here's Coinbase's balance sheet, as reported in its 10-Q filing . I've outlined the relevant items in red:   There's a new asset called "customer crypto assets" worth some $88.45 bn, matched by a new liability called "crypto asset liabilities". This asset and its associated liability are by far the biggest items on Coinbase's balance sheet. Footnotes to the balance sheet describe these new items as "safeguarding assets" and "safeguarding lia...

The ones who stay in Omelas

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Ursula Le Guin's short story " The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas " contains a terrible moral conundrum. Many people have agonised over it: to my knowledge, no-one has solved it. Attempts that I have seen all in some way change the framing of the story, whether by justifying blood sacrifice , insisting that there must be a better way , or creating a better alternative . But if you change the framing, you have not solved the problem. You have avoided it. As I read through Le Guin's story to the end, I recognised the moral conundrum. It is similar to the one I posed in this piece . In Le Guin's story, as in mine, the facts don't matter. It is what people believe that matters. In Le Guin's story, millions of people believe their happiness and that of everyone they love - indeed, their very existence - depends on a child being condemned to live in darkness, pain and squalor. They accept that the child's suffering is necessary, so they do nothing about it. ...

Where has all the money gone?

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The collapse of Terra in May sent shock waves round the crypto world, triggering domino-like collapses of crypto companies. One of those companies was the investment fund Three Arrows Capital. At the time, everyone thought 3AC was a conservatively-managed investment company that was simply the unfortunate victim of an unforeseen event. If anyone was to blame for 3AC's collapse, it was Do Kwon.   How wrong they were. Since 3AC was ordered into liquidation by a British Virgin Islands court, more  and more creditors have emerged from the woodwork claiming they are owed money. The liquidators have filed emergency motions to freeze 3AC's assets because there is evidence that funds are being moved out of reach. And 3AC's co-founders, Su Zhu and Kyle Davies, have done a runner, though Bloomberg says they are planning to set up shop in Dubai.  The liquidators applied to the Singapore High Court to have the BVI liquidation order recognised in Singapore. This would give them a...

Why Celsius Network's depositors won't get their money back

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The crypto lender Celsius has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. This should come as a surprise to absolutely no-one, though the grief and pain on Twitter and Reddit suggests that quite a few "Celsians" didn't want to believe what was staring them in the face. Celsius suspended withdrawals nearly a month ago. So far, every crypto lender that has suspended withdrawals has turned out to be insolvent. There was no reason to suppose that Celsius would be different.   Celsius's bankruptcy filing says the company has assets of $1 - 10 bn and a similar quantity of liabilities:  This doesn't tell us much about the extent of the company's insolvency. But rumours have been circulating of a $2bn hole in its balance sheet. In May,  according to Coindesk , the company said it had $12bn of what Celsius calls "customer assets" and Coindesk calls "assets under management", and $8bn lent out to clients. So "assets under management" seem to have fal...

Shipwrecked

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Two days after I published my last post , the ship went down. Voyager Digital filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection .  The bankruptcy filing revealed the extent of its indebtedness. Tragically, most of its creditors are customers, some of whom hold claims worth millions of dollars. But its largest creditor is Alameda Research, to whom it owes $75m. This is the maximum that Voyager could draw down from Alameda's credit line in a 30-day period. So it appears that Alameda did not pull its credit line as I thought. Rather, Voyager maxed it out - but still ran out of money. Voyager's desperate shortage of cash is the proximate reason for its bankruptcy.  But for its customers, the hole in its balance sheet is the bigger problem. Voyager admits that it cannot repay all, or even most, deposits in full. Its press release outlines a resolution plan that distinguishes between two classes of depositor (click image for a larger view) : US dollar deposits on Voyager don't earn int...

The sinking of Voyager

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Friday was quite a day. The crypto lender BlockFi provisionally agreed a bailout deal with FTX . The hedge fund Three Arrows Capital (3AC), already in compulsory liquidation in its home territory the British Virgin Islands, filed for Chapter 15 bankruptcy protection in the United States. And the crypto broker Voyager suspended trading and withdrawals .  Voyager's press release revealed a massive hole in its balance sheet. Some 58% of its loan book consists of loans to 3AC: And its loan book is nearly 50% of total assets: So approximately 28% of Voyager's assets are in default. And since 3AC now has creditor protection, Voyager must wait for bankruptcy courts to decide how much, if anything, can be recovered. That will take months.  But the balance sheet hole doesn't explain why Voyager has suspended US dollar withdrawals. Despite its apparently healthy "cash held for customers" balance, it seems to be dreadfully short of cash. There is something else going on he...